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Ima AsuquoWhat’s up, Breet Gang? 🕺🏼 First, some good news: You’ve seen all 31 days in October, and no matter the shege you collected these last couple of weeks? You survived it & I hope you feel proud! 💪🏻 So as we say our goodbyes to this lengthy month — it’s the 5th Monday btw 🥲 […]
Hey Breet Gang, I hope you’re in a giddy mood, because I am! 🕺🏼 October is finally rounding up, salary week is here (big flex! 🤑) and the weekend has decided to grace us with its presence again — in a country like ours, we must count our blessings like this o 🤲🏻 Talking about […]
Hey Breet Gang, How’s it going? Are you pumped up & ready to crush another week of capitalism? 😁 See ehn, occasionally I sit down & I ask myself, “this race out of the trenches ehn, when does it end?” Or should we declare Monday as part of the weekend ni? Who will beat us? […]
Everyday, you think: “Bitcoin is messing with my mental health”, “Bitcoin is draining my pocket”, But have you ever wondered how Bitcoin is feeling, how Bitcoin is doing? 👀 Breet dey for you, but Breet dey for Bitcoin too o — that’s why we followed BTC around all day, morning till night, to see what a typical […]
Hey Breet Gang, Who else’s excited that Friday is about to save us from the shackles of adulting? 😁 Because I was talking to a friend last night; she was telling me how as soon as her 9-5 ends each day, her 5-9 (a.k.a her side gigs) starts immediately, and that this hustle lifestyle? E […]
Hey Breet Gang, How’re you doing this fine morning? Should I ask how you feel about going to work on a Monday for the first time since October began, abi should I just mind my business? 👀 Even undergrads are back in class for the first time in months – finallyyy! 🤲 It’s strange somehow, […]
Mehn, ignorance is expensive o. At the beginning of this year, I was struggling to eat, squatting in a self-con inside Ikorodu & begging my fiancée not to leave me for another man 😢 . While chesting all of life’s shege, I was also trying to build an online presence as a crypto influencer, even […]
Hey Breet Gang, How’s October treating you? 🤲🏻 By the way, am I the only one who thinks these last couple of weeks in 2022 are just rushing; almost with the same speed as how everyone in Nigeria decided to Japa at the same time? 😁 We dey form sapa, but embassy dey full on […]
What’s good, Breet Gang? It’s a Monday, but just like last week, October said; “You people went through months without public holidays in a country as tuff as Nigeria, so I’m dashing you two holidays in one week.” 😁 October, thank you o! May we not be ungrateful 🤲🏻 . The only prayer now is […]
Hey Breet Gang, How’s the first week in October going? 💪🏻 Now, I know April Fools’ day is still months away, but imagine this: If someone told you he went to bed last night owning assets of about $20 — which is currently around ₦14,000 🥲 — and he woke up as a trillionaire in […]
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